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It is completely free of restricted terms, copyrighted characters, or trademarked branding, making it safe for Google Shopping and major marketplaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eSpecifications \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium cotton blend (pre-shrunk, lightweight, and durable).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign Text:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Quality Control Department - Dad Tax - Certified Authorized - Sampling Required. 1 Bite Minimum.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. 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